me : kyahhhh ….. >///< I do not believe Kurapika scream I loved it hahahaha
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Hisoka: Well then, now that we have relaxed in the hot springs… Hehe, to relax even more, let me give you a foot sole massage which my friend Illumi has taught me.
Killua: Eh, big brother’s?
Hisoka: This works really well~ I bet I could make Kurapika scream.
Kurapika: Hmph, don’t be stupid. I’m calm and composed so I’d never scream…
Hisoka: Is that so? Well, how about starting with Kurapika then
Kurapika: Bring it on
Hisoka: Don’t hold me responsible for the result. I’ll do it~
Kurapika: What is that slippery stuff?
Hisoka: This? This is my special cream
Kurapika: Ha! nnnn
Hisoka: How is that? It works, doesn’t it?
Gon: Kurapika, does it hurt? Does it hurt Kurapika?
Hisoka: Kurapika, does it hurt here?
Kurapika: Hiso- aaah
Kurapika: I really can’t say this
Hisoka: Say something, Kurapika
Kurapika: I can’t say it!!
Hisoka: Are you really Kurapika?
Kurapika: A spider, a spider!! Aah!!
Hisoka: It’s not a spider, this is the liver acupuncture point.
Kurapika: Acupunctur- Aaah!
Hisoka: Kurapika! You always pull such a cool face, but have you been drinking?
Kurapika: I haven’t…
Killua: Kurapika, are you okay?
Gon: Does it hurt?
Hisoka: How does it feel here?
Gon: I’m scared!
Kurapika: Stop it already!
Hisoka: Alright, I’m done. Let’s leave it at this for today. Kurapika, don’t look at me like that.
Killua: “for today…”?
Kurapika: That was nothing…
Hisoka: Really? Shall I do it some more then?
Kurapika: Seriously!? Aaaaah!
Hisoka: Ok, NOW I’m done. Aren’t you glad, your liver will become a little better now. Next up is…
Leorio: No thanks-
Gon: Leorio! You go, Leorio!
Leorio: No thanks, I don’t want to, I don’t want to
Hisoka: Even Gon is telling you to go next, so… Leorio
Leorio: No, thank you
Killua: Me then?
Hisoka: Alright, Killua.
Gon: Do your best, Killua
Hisoka: Let me tease those feet trained by the Zaoldyeck, okay~ Stretch out your foot~
Gon: Killua, you’re okay even if it hurts right?
Hisoka: Let me use this cream
Kurapika: What… is that?
Hisoka: This? It is Aloe mixture squalane cream
Killua: My heart is pounding
Kurapika: When you say it, it sound perverted, Hisoka!
Hisoka: Aloe mixture squalane cream
Hisoka: This is the right pronunciation. Now, I’m starting Killua. ey
Hisoka: Oh? What do you mean with oh?
Gon: Killua, how is it?
Killua: I’m fine
Gon: You are? As expected of Killua
Hisoka: Really? You know, this is the stomach acupuncture point
Hisoka: Let’s go to the kidney point then
Kurapika: I’d love to show this expression
Kurapika: To the people who aren’t here
Hisoka: Killua… That’s a nice expression… it’s nice
Killua: Uwa- Aah!
Gon: Killua, what’s wrong?
Hisoka: What’s wrong, Killua~
Killua: I’ve had enough, stop!
Hisoka: Not yet~ It hasn’t healed yet, this
Kurapika: Even though he just started…
Hisoka: A little bit more over here~
Gon: It’s not wrestling you know!
Kurapika: You can’t give up
Hisoka: I see, Killua’s kidneys are weak
Gon: Uwa, he’s looking more and more feverish
Hisoka: Now I’ve gotten all excited~
Kurapika: Even Killua can’t bear it, can he?
Gon: I’m scared of my turn~!
Hisoka: That face~ That expression~ It’s the best!!
Kurapika: He’s bending himself back
Gon: Killua, does it hurt? Does it hurt? It doesn’t hurt, does it?
Killua: …It hurts!
Hisoka: I’ll leave it at this with Killua then.
Hisoka: Next, Apple-chan~
Hisoka: Sorry for making you wait.
Gon: You know…I’m really healthy, so… it won’t hurt?
Hisoka: That’s right~ Gon is a healty boy~
Gon: Yeah! A healthy boy, 12 years old
Hisoka: But you may have some bad places
Gon: I always eat Mito-san’s food, so there aren’t!
Hisoka: It’s alright~ Although the bottom of your feet may be 29 years old…
Leorio: What does that mean?
Hisoka: Because I love you~ I’ll heal your bad spots
Gon: Are you starting? … It doesn’t hurt!
Hisoka: What’s with that pause?
Gon: it doesn’t hurt
Hisoka: Let’s start at the bottom and work my way up~ First is the bladder
Leorio: What are you trying to do
Hisoka: Take that, bladder
Gon: It doesn’t hurt-
Leorio: If you start at the bladder, where do you plan on going next?
Hisoka: It really doesn’t hurt? Guess I can do it a bit more strongly then
Kurapika: He’s stopped at the bladder… Where is he going next?
Hisoka: next up is~
Gon: Killua save me-
Killua: Gon, don’t cry!
Hisoka: It’s the duodenum acupuncture pont
Gon: It doesn’t hurt!
Leorio: Gon’s duodenum isn’t healty either, huh.
Kurapika: He took out a handkerchief. Gon, a handkerchief?
Leorio: And it’s a pink one…
Gon: It doesn’t hurt!
Hisoka: Such a cute handkerchief you have
Gon: It doesn’t hurt, hahaha
Leorio: He’s laughing…
Hisoka: From the liver to the lungs, I’ll heal ALL acupuncture points~
Gon: I’ll go to the hospital already!
Hisoka: What are you saying?
Kurapika: Are you going to the hospital?
Hisoka: I’ll have mercy on you now
Gon: It didn’t hurt!
Hisoka: Gon, Gon, you’re crying
Killua: Is this really ‘relaxing’?
Hisoka: Your watery eyes are so cute, Gon. Well than, with this, everyone is relaxed, right? What should we do next~
Gon: Hisoka! What you just taught me, I’ll do it to you!
Leorio: Yeah, let us do it. Just now, I understood how to do it very well.
Kurapika: Stretch out your foot
Hisoka: What are you planning to do?
Kurapika: Here, the cream
Hisoka: It’s alright, I’m a magician so I can heal everything myself- ah
Gon: What’s wrong?
Leorio: how about here?
Hisoka: Gon, that feels nice, Gon
Gon: then how about here?
Hisoka: Aah! Gon!
Gon: What was that?
Hisoka: Don’t look at me like that
Gon: How about here?
Hisoka: That feels good
Gon: Everyone, do it too! do it too!
Leorio: Alright, how about here
Killua: Then how’s this!
Hisoka: It feels-
Killua: Say something
Hisoka: Ah, there!
Kurapika: That’s where you hurt me
Hisoka: What are you doing?
Kurapika: And how about here
Hisoka: That feels good~ Kurapika, you’re good at this
Kurapika: Somehow that’s frustrating
Gon: lower, how about lower?
Kurapika: Take this!
Hisoka: Ah, that’s! I’ll have Illumi heal that next time so don’t do it now!
Kurapika: Hisoka, you’re sweating, aren’t you?
Hisoka: Ow ow ow ow ow … Gon, that’s enough, Gon
Gon: I’m not done yet~ Here, right? Squeeeeze!
Kurapika: Because it’s revenge from the four of us. Here too!
Leorio: Here too!
Gon: Hisoka is becoming less and less like himself… Alright, after a break, let’s do Hisoka’s other foot!
Gon: Yeah, let’s do our best!
do not, i repeat, do not
think about your favorite character’s face when they orgasm, especially after an agonizingly slow build of teasing and foreplay that lasts for hours
don’t imagine the relief in their eyes right before they close them
don’t imagine the sounds of their ecstasy as they finally hit that sweet spot
don’t imagine every line and muscle in their body tense and arching as they ride the aftershocks
don’t imagine the way they sag and pant and smile afterward, drawing their partner close to their sweat-slicked body
just don’t do that to yourself
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming